Short pharmacy jokes
SpletPharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy - "Id like 3 packs of condoms please". The pharmacist - "Here you go sir, would you like a bag". Man: "No thanks, the girl is good looking". A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a … SpletA Duck walks into a pharmacy. He tells the pharmacist “I’d like to buy a box of Chapstick.”. The pharmacist replies, “OK, how would you like to pay for this?”. The duck says “Put it on my bill.”. So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any chapstick?" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck ...
Short pharmacy jokes
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Splet07. apr. 2024 · Here are some of the funniest jokes about Scotland, often from the minds of Scots themselves. (Warning: adult humour ahead) "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter" - Billy Connolly ... Splet11. jan. 2024 · A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he …
SpletPuns are often used in comedy and can be found in jokes, movies, TV shows, plays, and even in everyday conversation. Pharmacy puns are a great way to make people smile, especially if you work in a pharmacy or are studying to be a pharmacist. Short puns SpletThe Best Sleeping Pills. An elderly woman went into the pharmacy. When the pharmacist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”. Taken …
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